the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.