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When one's cornhole is erectilely disturbed by the mysogynist excrevince,edimitological Transplantal forensic accumulation becomes a mandatory state of vital encumbrance. Caesarean Sectional Repair by a licensed Surgically experienced indivudal is a complete neccessity in the incoherent operation. Metalloids are applied within the patient's blood stream in effort to cease cornhological damage. Cornhole Syndrome originated in Africa,Saudi Arabia on planet saturn due to the overwhelming build up of disasterously carnvourous bacterial organic material,triggering the world-wide known historical event, "The great Humungi". Studies show Cornhole syndrome (CHS) is related to "Ass in mouth" disease,where the host is ridiculed by numerous anal mouth orientation.
'Cornholios Syndromis' -Greek Anumphatic for Cornhole Syndrome
Male example Character 1: "Hello douglas,I am wondering how your mother is doing after previous ordeal involving CHS,I think it is really bad but I also hope she recovers and becomes normal again and does not die by CHS.
Male Example Character 2: "Hello James,thank you for your recognition,My Mother is going to die. I think it's really bad,and I hope she does not die because I do not want my mother to die,goodbye James."
Male example Character 1: "Hello douglas,I am wondering how your mother is doing after previous ordeal involving CHS,I think it is really bad but I also hope she recovers and becomes normal again and does not die by CHS.
Male Example Character 2: "Hello James,thank you for your recognition,My Mother is going to die. I think it's really bad,and I hope she does not die because I do not want my mother to die,goodbye James."
by Nathanius_Vidalerous October 19, 2018
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006