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A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.
That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.
by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010
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Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!

Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 11, 2006
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The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.
With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.
by TuckerFucker April 04, 2010
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Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.
I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.
by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010
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When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked
Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is
by Fake_Name December 21, 2019
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Drunken slur for the word confused. Usually occurs after a half a case of Beast...
"Dude... thish freaking game is corfusing"
by PyroKep April 17, 2004
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