1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes

to vomit in a womens vagina

a corned beef inspector is a male that is attracted to females that have ginger hair and rough skin.

a weiner that is thicker than it is long. Often times mistaken for a choad, this little guy can destroy your snootch and make it look like you have had a million buns pop out of your clammer yammer. Don't fuck with the corn beef weiner. Also it must have any type of pubic hair on it except for a crab infested blonde jungle, that negates the corn beef weiner. Preferably a 2 finger landing strip.

cOrN bEEf AsH - Seizure, this occurs when someone consumes an unhealthy amount of cOrN bEEf AsH, there is a rumor that this is a safe food and can be consumed in large amounts. But this is very untrue!

The consequence of having your laptop resting on your legs too long.

Someone suffering with a highly infectious skin condition to the leggs