When a cock is covered in shit with chunks of corn in it after anal sex.
Damn, after I pulled out of her ass, my dick was corned beef"
by ratian March 17, 2014
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The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.
Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"
by HOB October 11, 2004
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To steal, snatch, pillage, or take without permission.
Person 1: "Have you seen my pen?"
Person 2: "I'm pretty sure that guy corn beefed it"
Person 1: "You can't trust anyone"

Person 1: "I'm bout to corn beef the answer sheet"
Person 2: "Dude, don't do it. You'll get caught"
by Debbie Fitz CS November 19, 2013
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the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon
ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light
by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010
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A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.
why the fuck would you eat corned beef?
by wiscon-sin January 13, 2007
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