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Porno king extraordinaire with the ability to manipulate his phallus to do practically anything. He is often associated with vegeporn star Eggplant Man.
Check out Corn Man, he just shot a cum grenade at this chick.
by Yom August 22, 2003
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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Corn Man - The Urban definition of one certain leader of the USSR who was obsessed with Corn and nearly led the State into starvation.
by not boi March 29, 2021
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someone who tries to own people, but always fails and gets counter-owned 5times worse.

cornmen are easily owned by wet butts and nana's
Urgh, why does cornman keep trying to own me?

Man, I just owned cornman so hard
by We Can Dance September 04, 2008
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un vatito bien mariwano!
estas bien cornman, no mames.. ya bajale a tus huevitos
by ZaD May 22, 2003
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