Material that such people as, Sammy Sosa, use in their bats to do better than others.
Sammy Sosa had all his bats x-rayed, but the only cork they found was in his ass.
by Geoff June 17, 2003
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When someone get's messed with either phisically or emotionally in a humerous way that does not harm or insult the person that was "corked".
Person One: Dude, He got corked by that kid over there.

Person Two: Oh man, by who!?

Person One: By Chris Smith, he tried to make fun of him but couldn't.
by Terrence May 26, 2004
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silencerfor a gun so you let off shots quietly
got tha cork on my nine
by hellboy88 October 18, 2006
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(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff. I find it rather aesthetically displeasing, mmmmm.
by himguy October 27, 2006
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A game involving homosexuals and a cork. Where one homosexual inserts a cork into their anus, they must see if they can blast the cork into the opponents eyes.

A points system is based around how much the opponent cries for and how many days they smell of wine and excrement.

The homosexual automatically wins if the 'receiving' homosexual is killed or seriously injured.
Example 1
Homo 1: "Bored?"
Homo 2: "Yes, what can we do?"
Homo 1: "Bit'a Corking?"
Homo 2: "Breathe in"

Example 2
Homo 1: "Fancy a game?"
Homo 2: "I'll get my good cork"
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(verb) To contain a ten-gallon batch of pubic hair by placing over it a ten-gallon hat. Often done in self-defense. Also corked, corking.
Madam, would you kindly cork your muff? I find it rather aesthetically displeasing.
by himguy November 09, 2006
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To shove an obect in a persons orfus to keep them from, talking, farting, shitting, pissing, etc.
-I was on the freeway when I really had to piss, I had to cork it.
-You run your damn mouth all the time, cork it!
by Chad December 11, 2004
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