When someone does something so ridiculous and stupid, and they don't realize it, and you have to actually tell them how stupid you are.

Redneck for Extension Cord; a length of cord that allows you to plug something in further away from the outlet

Cock-Cord is when u tie a piece of string to ur dick and the other end to a door handle and slam it shut it hopefully give you more length, like when u were a child and tied a string to your tooth

A sexual act between two men and a woman. The first male inserts his penis into the anus of the second male who inserts his penis into the woman.

What happens when an older man unzips his pants, pulls it out, and it dangles loosely like a phone cord.

A amazing cord with the power to retract when streched to its limits.

a form of chugging beer. To execute you use a old fashioned can/ bottle opener to poke a triangular shaped hole on the side of a beer can near the bottom. Hold the hole to your mouth and then pop open the top of the can. Gravity will take care of the rest. Causes one 12 ounce can of beer to be consumed in about 3-5 seconds. The ring shaped "pop top" of the can is likend to the ring of parachutes rip cord. Popular at American Colleges in the late 80's early 90's. Sometimes but less often known as a "pop top" or a "shotgun".