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A metaphorical opiate inhaled when faced with loss, failure or defeat, especially in sports, politics and other tribal settings.

The effects of copium include, but are not limited to: extreme rationalizations for the defeat, outlandish theories of conspiracy supposedly perpetrated by the opposing side, extreme rage directed at the other side, unconvincing allegations of fraud and abuse in the system, and rejection of the system as a whole.
-Supporters of the losing candidate claim they didn’t legitimately lose the election; they say it was due to foreign interference and election fraud. They’re clearly high on copium.
by enterprise1701 October 03, 2020
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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The allegorical drug that represents voracious coping, usually with a political outcome.
John has been taking deadly amounts of copium since 45 was diagnosed. SHAME.
by HongusBongus October 05, 2020
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A resource that is given to people who are finding it hard to cope in a particular situation, especially in cases of intellectual difficulty.

Something losers need in order to survive being defeated.
With Biden's victory, copium prices will sky-rocket due to the high demand from Trump-supporters.
by Jayder747 November 04, 2020
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A 2020 breadtube metaphor for the mental gymnastics conservatives must undergo to adjust to the shattering of their bubble by leftists. (A pun on opium). Most closely associated with breadtube Youtuber Vaush.
Lmao did you see conservative twitter after the Vaush-Tim Pool debate? Inhaling copium by the gallons lmao.
by Flakey Soyboy October 31, 2020
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U were watching Vaush and he mentioned this, now your here looking for the definition
Where is this damn word copium!
by Yessuhboy September 22, 2020
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The chemical your brain releases when you are faced with a severe shock or disappointment that prevents you from slitting your wrists.
I felt better after I saw the failing grade on my chemistry final than when I didn't know what it would be. Must've been a rush of copium.
by Two Shots of Depresso September 23, 2020
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