May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Yes, I call the Men's room closest to my office, "MY" Bathroom!
I have placed 2-3 cans of spray on the sink & I am going to demand you start using them in copious (LARGE) amounts because the hallway is starting to smell like someone's barn!
I have placed 2-3 cans of spray on the sink & I am going to demand you start using them in copious (LARGE) amounts because the hallway is starting to smell like someone's barn!
by curtikins February 12, 2009
3
All these high schoolers write with such copious wording, I just have to give them F's, and I know they just go home and cut themselves because of it.
by Louis K May 31, 2005
6
A rather gay person. Can make odd noises and act VERY gay. Likes to make wanking noises for fun.
Be warned. WILL RAPE YOU IF YOU LOOK AWAY.
Good at call of duty 2 but according to sumnxtdude, shit at bum sex.
Be warned. WILL RAPE YOU IF YOU LOOK AWAY.
Good at call of duty 2 but according to sumnxtdude, shit at bum sex.
by Michael Carruthers April 14, 2006