Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008
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Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.
Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.
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When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.
Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
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When two females rub their genitals together by interlocking their legs together.

See also scissoring
Last night was so fun, we totally were cross-cooting all night.
by Poopyshit March 03, 2011
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To be extremely high or under the influence of alcohol,opeits, or memes and then to be caught by the infamous “coots” who will then arrest you on the spot and then lock you
“Man I was smoking that good shit and got Zooted ‘n Cooted and now I lost my scholarship
by CuntyMama December 01, 2017
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