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Cooter Brown is a name used in metaphors and similes for drunkenness, mostly in the southern United States. Cooter Brown supposedly lived on the line which divided the North and South during the American Civil War, making him eligible for military draft by either side. He had family on both sides of the line, so he did not want to fight in the war. He decided to get drunk and stay drunk for the duration of the war so that he would be seen as useless for military purposes and would not be drafted. Inebriety has been measured against Cooter Brown's extended binge ever since by use of the metaphors "as drunk as Cooter Brown" or "drunker than Cooter Brown."
"Your drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"
"Lets go get drunker than Cooter Brown!"
"You getting Cootered tonight?"
by MCH1 January 16, 2009
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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"D" visited Hot Shots one evening. She consumed an extraordinarily large quantity of Sambuca, as well as a plentitude of Jello Shooters. Consequently, the following morning, she arrived at her place of employment as "drunk as Cooter Brown."
by Ricky Tick March 17, 2004
4
A sex act in which a woman insert one end of a toy into her cooter and the other end into your brown.
by ProfessorDoctorTime June 04, 2015
5
1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
by Reykjavik August 12, 2006
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1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.
1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"
by Reykjavik August 12, 2006