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noun.
Of the female gender. The ultimate insult to that sex. To be used in rare ocasions, when even the word cunt, bitch, or whore can't describe her.

cunt bitch whore
Gee whiz Justin, isn't my ex Alicia a real coose?
by Dedalus October 19, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A slang term meaning you are in complete bullshitery.
I was in coose by the teens yelling profanities at my dog and wife; I coosed the man because I ate his cat for dinner; I've been coosed.
by Stained Carpet April 02, 2020
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Verb (of questionable cornish origin): to go
Shall we coose?

Let's coose on down to the shop bey!

He's got his coose on!
by Coose on the loose! August 15, 2012
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Female come, that sticky slimy nasty shit that comes out of pussy, that goop that makes your hand all pruny.
Yo that chick I fingered was practically spraying coose.
by Alex owns you October 15, 2003
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