"With all that eye liner, God forbid she starts crying.. she'll look like Alice Cooper."
(crying) "Who's Alice Cooper? Is she pretty??"

-Cougar Town

"She's totally coopering. Amateur move not wearing waterproof to a late night pool party."

“I’m tired I wanna go home”

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”

"What happens if, while playing a round of golf, you hit your ball into the water and a fish eats it?"

"Stop; you're coopering again."

Hey man this math test looks hard. I know it look really har -- do you smell that?
Yeah I think that guy over there is coopering

He was coopering the hallways for us.