(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

When a friend asks to spend the night, then stays for 6 months....

To be coopered means to be friends with someone for a few weeks and then just randomly hook-up all of a sudden in a drunken night, but you are still friends after it.

When a male producer chooses the easier of the female production assitants to go on a production shoot, even when she has less experience