(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of experiencing age regressive fantasies in reality.

When a friend asks to spend the night, then stays for 6 months....

To be coopered means to be friends with someone for a few weeks and then just randomly hook-up all of a sudden in a drunken night, but you are still friends after it.

When a male producer chooses the easier of the female production assitants to go on a production shoot, even when she has less experience

if you know a Cooper, you are very lucky.. Cooper is usually tall and has blue eyes, he isnt the best looking, though. Cooper is the realest, coolest, funniest, most true person you will ever meet. He will also be the best boyfriend you will EVER have! You can trust him with anything.. he will never tel anybody if you dont want him to. Cooper is usually lonely and has never really had a girlfriend for some reason they just want him as a buddy.. I feel bad for him, GIRLS GET ON THIS MAN!!

cooper is the best guy you’ll ever find. he knows how to light up your day. he helps anyone that needs it and is always there for you. if you date a cooper, you’ll always miss him and his smile, his laugh and his kindness. man, everyone wants to date a cooper.

a really cool guy who is awesome to be around. His great body is rivaled only by his charm. He is not good at spelling. He's the guy who always answers the door when domino's knocks.