When you pass stool in your partners mouth during sexual intercourse after one has eating corn therefore the stool will contain crunchy nibblets of corn, you will then sit on your partners face spin around and crunch it in. After doing this you then add in some cornflakes and milk. This is called the "cooper crunch"

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.