An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

Phrase used sarcastically to express a lack of interest in what the other person is saying. Often written on the Internet as, "cool story bro".

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.

A deviation of Cool Story Bro. To be used when someone tells you ridonculously lame, non appealing, inscrutable or aggravting jokes. If they get it, it shuts 'em right up. If they don't, then you laugh. You end up being the funny sarcastic asshole anyways.

A phrase showing sarcastic disbelief of a given depiction of history.

A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.

A slang phrase used to describe horrible photos posted on the internet, mostly found on automotive forums. Due to major forums preventing honesty from being posted this is used to mask pure and utter hatred for what was posted.