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a man, who through adding a false neck and head into the hood of his sweatshirt appears very tall, at random of seeing this man, a funky jam will play, with that playing, the man may have nice dance moves. (Also murderer of Mr.Funk)
"It's cool guy!"
Or
"Why cool guy, whyyyyy"
by Bojangles98 September 23, 2015
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A poser, loser, wanna-be, f'tard who thinks they're being oh so cool on their new motorcycle or in their brand new mustang. they have "badass" hairstyles, and make loud noise when the situation doesn't call for it. they need attention and hope they'll get lucky with any girl that gives them a look of disgust. when you say cool-guy, you need to emphasize the double o's in the word. It ends up sounding like "coo-guy" but with a faint "L" at the end and make it sound really sarcastic. I don't fuckin care that you have a brand new Ducati, brand new Oakleys, and a "sexy" mohawk, you're only 15 years old you dumbass! You're not cool!
Kid 1: school was boring as hell today
Kid 2: I know, Calculus sucks...
Cool-Guy: (roars up the street on his motorcycle with his backpack on from the school day)
Kid 1: Cool-Guy right there, wish i could be like him
Kid 2: Fo sho, wish i was a Cool-Guy...what a loser
by trptking September 14, 2008
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Never needs an introduction. Life of the party. He leads everyone follows. Guys want to be him while their girls try to be with him. The bad boy. The one mom warned you about. The heartbreaker. The backdoor man. The best of most.
Hey Mr Cool Guy, is it still 16 to 60? Nope it’s 19 to 90.
by Shanranae August 20, 2018
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Another word for testacles,
nuts, bawls, ect...
"Fuck, dude, that was so funny when you slammed Paul in the coolguys."
by Carson and Hayden March 04, 2008
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A douchebag who frequently posts on urban dictionary.
He practices douchebaggery in every post and ultimately fails in every sentence. His "diss" on blink-182 for example was cleverly titled "Blink 180". Probably in the age range of 1-11 and with the musical and mental capabilities of a goat. He cant even spell and enjoys eating his disgusting little abused features when he's home alone :)
Coolguy on "Blink 180": "worst band ever, it is so crapy I whant to eat my ears when I hear it
almost as bad as u2, greenday, and all thos crapy emo bands"

'Nuff said.
by CoolguySucksAss July 09, 2009
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Gamer. The exact opposite of a chad yet resonates the same energy of dominance and masculinity.
Damn, Alex is such a cool guy. He 100% completed Breath of the Wild!
by AutistAuto70 September 13, 2020
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