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One who bruises easily; is a complete wimp

Wears the same thing EVERY day

Tries to be healthy by getting a salad, but gets pizza also

Juicebag-ish

Possibly homosexual

Weaknesses include: wafers filled with chocolate, people

with lives
The cookie princess cried after he was hit with a wafer cookie.

The cookie princess smelled of feet and continued talking about the seven dwarves.
by spaceymace February 03, 2010
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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