when a woman is crawling with STD's, literally not even worth a poke.
OMG dude her cookie jar is filthy.
by meg meg meg meg June 28, 2009
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a womans purse that you are going to take money from
"oh man you gunna rob your mums cookie jar 2day"
by r!chard October 16, 2007
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When you are in the act of coitus and a guy or girl (because it could go both way) sticks their hand into the girls' vagina for the pleasure of the girl. Similar to fingering
1. Sebastian "Dudeee, last night I was with this fox and I stuck my hand in the cookie jar" ;)

2. Bianca "Hey girlyyyy, last night I was with this HOTTT guy and he stuck his hand in the cookie jar!"
by themostpeppermentofcanes September 24, 2015
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When someone sticks their entire fist into the anus of another person and cannot get their hand back out.
I gave her the old chocolate cookie jar last night and she was so surprised, I was stuck for about an hour.
by Ed the Viking July 11, 2011
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Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
by Mitties September 26, 2017
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