(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal
Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure

Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it
Fred: Frank you hoon
by mcmurtle April 29, 2019
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Cooking is a dance trend invented by Lil' B, in that it's only waist up - designed to be done in front of a web cam.

Different Levels of cooking include:
-Chefs
-Head Chefs
-Top Chefs
-Master Chef (like a black belt)
We be cooking like a master chef right now - SWAG!
by SWAGCOOKING December 10, 2010
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a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.
Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.
by tvdropper December 02, 2016
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to slander someones physical attributes in a profound or abbrupt manner
yo irby im bout to cook ya lil ugly ass boy u look like jabba the hut
by that nigga D September 02, 2008
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Someone who is awfully tired and needs to get some sleep. Often caused by excessive drinking and partying.
You're cooked, go home and go to bed.
by Hu Jia September 17, 2004
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