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Cooke

A person who has large male genitalia. Often used as a term to define a 'cool' or a fun guy to hang out with.

As he pulled down his pants to display his dick, I saw he was obviously a cooke.

by Kr3m1in April 22, 2011

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

by ecogoth December 30, 2020

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Cooke

Referring to someone with qualities of a penis.

Wow, only cookes use akimbo model 1887's.

by Scrubdoodle June 11, 2010

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Cookes

Food of choice of a Soohoo

"Soohoos only eat cookes and never poop them out."

by Allen December 07, 2003

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Cooke

A guy with wrinkled balls. He looks old no matter what age he is. Has a small penis that is probably only made out of skin.

-'Omg that guys penis is just a floppy piece of fat'
-'Cooke'

by Bitch8888 February 13, 2009

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cooke

the cookie monster
derived from wood

ahh ive just seen a cooke
the cooke is chasing me

by bridgette bernstein October 18, 2007

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Cooke

To suck at, or loose horribly, at the game of Monopoly.
Example; “Wow, you really Cooke that game last week against the Kneelands

Wow, you really “Cooke” that game last week against the Kneelands

by The best at monopoly April 16, 2021

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