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To punch or hit someone dead-on very hard.
by Uzo June 11, 2005
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noun
An inept thief, a moron, or asshole.
Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
by T-Maass February 28, 2010
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To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.
I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing
by NegroMuncher March 03, 2019
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An acronymn for constantly overweighted, overhated, free fucking motherfucker sucker piece of shit
Your are one coof
by Greystar142 May 31, 2011
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The sound an anus or vagina makes when a guy pulls his dick out fast.
"I pulled out so fast last night that I made Lisa coof"
by Cooper The Coof Master September 30, 2015
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COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF
Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF

Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!
by C00F February 27, 2021
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