Tristan: Some coof tried stealing my bike!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
Clark: No way!
Tristan: Yeah, but I found it right in my fuckin' complex!
Clark: What a coof!
by T-Maass February 28, 2010
To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.
by NegroMuncher March 03, 2019
by Cooper The Coof Master September 30, 2015
COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF
Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF
Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!
Friend 2: COOF
Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!
by C00F February 27, 2021
Sep 9 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

