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A drunk bitch who decides to take off her panties in the middle of the road, thus exposing her coochular region whilst squatting to make urine.
You hear about the coochsquatter last night? I heard that she made so much urine that the car slipped.
by Drewcifer69 December 03, 2012
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Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
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