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A single being who is on a higher plane of existence than the universe its self known for every good thing and bad thing ever because hes just built different
Bartholomew the great:"Bro I cant believe were still stuck in jail"
Jaqauvies Bontevious the 3:" Don't worry bro the Coochie Man will get us out of here"
by Bartholomew the great September 12, 2020
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Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.
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When one is thy man of coochie.
Female: hello🙂
Male: I am coochie man.
Female: *barks*
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A person who's better than anybody else because he's just ''built different'' & every woman wants him so he's getting a lot of puss. that's where the name comes from.
''coochie man, he's just a different breed.''
by s o c k s October 14, 2020
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A man of great coochie. Also has unlimited power in the sexual world.
by Tuckles the man September 29, 2020
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Someone who has died of not getting any pussy and now haunts virgins to influence them into getting some.
Guy 1: You still haven't fucked her yet?

Guy 2: Nah man, why?

Guy 1: The Coochie Man gonna come for you bro. Thats not good.
by Everest YEET April 24, 2019
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