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a man who has gone without coochie on his dick for far too long
Guy: So what’s the news, Doc.

Doctor: Well judging by your lack of sex for 28 years, it would appear you unfortunately have coochibetus.
by trashboat42069 August 18, 2019
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Jun 6 Word of the Day
A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.
"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"
by Darren December 03, 2004
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