Where you put as much mentos and coke in a woman's pussy as you can. Sometimes followed by putting your dick in for as long as you can.
I tried giving my girlfriend a cooch cannon the other day, I should try it more often, she screamed a lot!
by zomgwtfbbq November 05, 2006
Cooch snot is the wetness from the womans vagina that leaks out, sort of like having a runny nose. Thus, cooch snot
by TitterDee March 30, 2010
An arrangement where a girl lives off of you in exchange for sex. Not prostitution, but just the lazy live in girlfriend.
She was supposed to pay half the rent, but she's a good piece of ass so it sorta became an unspoken mooch for cooch agreement.
by The Shamann August 12, 2015
A girl who when giving a hug rams or pushes her crotch against the other person. Perhaps an indication that she is attracted to the person she cooch pushes, or maybe she's just a slut :)
"Vanessa totally wants me, dude! Everytime we hug she gives the old cooch push!"
"Everyone knows she's a cooch pusher, bro!"
"Everyone knows she's a cooch pusher, bro!"
by mmmlele October 12, 2007
by pproblemm April 01, 2020
Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.
Also,
If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.
Also,
If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.
by Squeezesha October 16, 2006
by shahriyar December 08, 2005