Cooch

Another word for a female's vagina. Men seem to spend their lives wanting cooch.

Poonam hurried home to clean her dirty cooch so she wouldn't get a yeast infection.

by Llama Dunn May 9, 2009

Cooch

A socially acceptable term for vagina.

*During a YouTube live stream*
Husband: Linda, your dog is sniffing your cooch.
Linda: Tucker, don't sniff that!
Tucker: Woof Woof!

by tomsawyer69 June 15, 2019

Cooch

Couch Grass is by far one of the most popular lawns used in Australia today.

Grandpa at the front window: 'Jeez I need to trim me cooch.'

Dad at same front window: 'The lady next door has a really bushy cooch.'

by The bairdinator July 28, 2010

cooch

the vulva, the female genitals

One look at her infected cooch and the whole situation went up in flames.

by The Return of Light Joker July 3, 2009

cooched

to be hit in the cooch

she just got cooched

by matt c bitch October 14, 2007

Cooch

The self-described nickname for failed 2013 Virginia Gubernatorial candidate and GOP nominee, Ken Cuccinelli. Ironically, it is also the nickname of the part of the female anatomy that Cuccinelli's party desires to regulate and limit women's freedom of.

Despite a massive amount of spending, in the end, voters in the Commonwealth of Virginia just couldn't swallow the Cooch.

by Cashman73 November 6, 2013

Cooched

That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.

Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite

John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!

by Daddy Rape No No July 19, 2018