An endless and eternal pit devoid of all pleasure and goodness; the nerve center of all imaginable horrors; a putrid, oozing curse upon the world; that which makes us envy the dead; a gigantic, hulking nightmare factory; the ghost of lost freedom that forever haunts your soul; the mindkiller; a smoothie of broken glass, maggots, and metal filings; a mountain of reeking shit.

An unwritten, unspoken agreement between certain elements of law enforcement and other lawmen, cherchant, service providers

Mafia word when a made guy offers a reward to another to kill a specific person.

If you are on Urbandictionary.com or the Urban Dictionary app and are reading this text, you hereby agree to pay the person holding this device and letting you read this text any disclosed amount of cash. Personal deeds (including sexual) are also tolerable.
Failure to comply will result in a swift kick in the Gooty Hole by the person holding this device.

Other notes:
See: Gooty Hole

A contraction, unlike most contractions, that can be made into another contraction with a contraction.
Shouldn't + can't = shan't

There for, both the words "shouldn't" and "can't", are contractables.

short for contradictory actions

1. an arrangement to have someone murdered by a

professional criminal

2. any illegal or unethical arrangement