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Someone who stupidly contradicts themselves, usually in a complete state of idiotic behaviour.
When I fell asleep on the couch, my wife said "Wake up! Time to go to sleep." I called her a contra-dickhead. I then had to sleep on the couch anyway.
by scottyD21 September 09, 2011
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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(1) People who are upset with calling other people a hypocrite
(2) A person who is obsessed with miss using the term "hypocrisy" just because their feelings is her
Nice Guy: You dated my sister and had a one night stand but you don't want me to date your sister you're a "hypocrite"

Me: I don't want my sister to be a slut
Contradickhead
by EmJayee November 18, 2019
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