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A Conteh is an African priest/pastor. When children are confessing their sins in the confession room to him, he locks the door behind them with a special key without them knowing. Then he brutally assaults and rapes these children before releasing them again.
Child: Please let me out sir.
Conteh: You will not leave this room, without kissing my cock.
by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 08, 2019
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