When you eat so much Culvers in a short amount of time, that even god cannot spread your legs to poo. Almost a state of constipation.
by hie090866 October 20, 2014
Something that primary school kids say to insult each other, or give a really bad backhanded compliment. Together, the first letters of each word equal “COOL”.
Person 1: hey, you’re cool
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
Person 2: thanks!
Person 1: you’re a Constipated Overrated Old Lady!
Person 2: *leaves*
by Cwass0nt June 06, 2021
When your phone is turned off for a long period of time then turns on, it starts to receive its texts, calls, and voice mails.
"Dude, my cell phone had cell phone constipation relief this morning after it died yesterday night."
by cooliopoolio July 06, 2009
A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.
I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)
Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
by Postulate With Me Baby March 17, 2019
When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.
Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021
by Ryeism March 08, 2016
When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop
by Pushing poops July 25, 2021