those assholes who plug up parking lots aisles while waiting for a spot to open up close to the front door of the desired store they want to shop at
Went to Costco today and got trapped by a group of "parking lot constipators" that stopped traffic in both directions.
by the big effer March 22, 2011
Diane moved the furniture around dozens of times but it never seemed right. It was clear she had a bad case of feng shui constipation.
by Spacemannn January 07, 2020
Tina: “Mom, why is little Timmy sitting on the toilet praying?”
Mom: “He can’t poop Dear; it’s his Holy Day of Constipation.”
Mom: “He can’t poop Dear; it’s his Holy Day of Constipation.”
by Chili2 March 26, 2018
I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
by Horny Johnny March 11, 2011
Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
I love Curly Haired Constipated Fuck!
by TRIBUTE March 02, 2012
A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.
by brandon moby April 15, 2006