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When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.
I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.
by SunniBunni September 06, 2010
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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To be constipated with a fart.
I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.
by moegi9 May 21, 2010
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