the soon to be winner of american idol!

The frontman of the band Pray for the Soul of Betty. Kohb Records rescued him from American Idol obscurity.

Ugly greek theatre nerd masquerading as a "rocker dude" on American Idol. Wears too-small leather jackets, strategically ripped jeans and an onyx ring. Has zero singing talent but his staring and "eyefucking" the camera makes you forget that.

A forged imperial Roman decree used by the Papacy to grant themselves authority over Rome and the Western Roman Empire. It was supposedly given by Emperor Constantine to the fictitious Pope Sylvester.

A sexual position involving an albino, a jungle gym, and a large lack of self-esteem. Similar to a lawn mower, but requires more strength in the person being suspended.

WARNING: may cause lack of blood-flow to the brain and/or penis.

An insult which could replace pedo/nonce; it means that the person supposedly loves kids, especially little boys.

Adjective; one who has sexual intercource with their cousin. Tends to look like colonel sanders and breathe very heavily while mating.