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A person that owns a Facebook account and constantly clicks the “Like” button to all of their “friends” Facebook activity, instead of spending one once of brain power to write a full comment in response to their “friends” posts or check-in's. Generally they “like” their “friends” Facebook activity after it has becomes a day or two old or sometimes “like” Facebook activity after it is no longer important.
Example 1
Stan: “Dude I’m deleting off my Facebook.”
Alan: “What?! Why?!”
Stan: “Cause all you are is a consta-like and I’m sick of getting excited when I get a notification on my iPhone thinking its something important and it’s just you liking something stupid, like when I was tagged in Keith's check-in at the restaurant last night!”
Three Days Later....
Example 2
Keith: “Oh I just got a notification from Facebook on my iPhone. Damn it was just Alan clicking “like” to my check-in when I was at the restaurant the other night,what a consta-like!”
Alan: “Dude I’m standing right here…”
Keith: “Yeah I know…”
Stan: “Dude I’m deleting off my Facebook.”
Alan: “What?! Why?!”
Stan: “Cause all you are is a consta-like and I’m sick of getting excited when I get a notification on my iPhone thinking its something important and it’s just you liking something stupid, like when I was tagged in Keith's check-in at the restaurant last night!”
Three Days Later....
Example 2
Keith: “Oh I just got a notification from Facebook on my iPhone. Damn it was just Alan clicking “like” to my check-in when I was at the restaurant the other night,what a consta-like!”
Alan: “Dude I’m standing right here…”
Keith: “Yeah I know…”
by smellie mofo July 20, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011