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Someone who takes small details and fathoms wild conspiracies from them. These people tend to be extremely liberal, extremely conservative, or to insane to think about such worldly topics. These people use wild conspirisis to avoid dealing with the real issues of the world.
Normal person: man. It's really sad with all the drama going on between Cops and African Americans
Conspirifuck: it's the Lizard Illuminate's plan to divide and control us all. But this part of their plan is the least of our worries. Did you know that the Lizard Illuminaty also put mind control gagets in all our food
Conspirifuck: it's the Lizard Illuminate's plan to divide and control us all. But this part of their plan is the least of our worries. Did you know that the Lizard Illuminaty also put mind control gagets in all our food
by the funny one July 19, 2016
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011