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It functions as a time machine AND something that makes all your wishes come true. It can appear anywhere, but usually appears in your room at night. It is a very useful tool at fixing life or at least making it not as shitty. You can become a kid again and choose different life choices, and you can also wish anything you want, as long as it benefits more people than just yourself.
I wish the Conspirasthiser would come. Then I would become 9 years old again, get rid of cancer, ocean pollution, corrupt societies, AIDs, Parkinson's disease, Progeria, and Alzheimer's. I would also wish that their weren't severe social issues like racism, sexism, terrorism, ethnocentrism, and hot girls faking their orgasms.
by lifesucksthenyoudie6969 January 29, 2019
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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