A public statement of conservative political thought laden with typical ignorance and vile.  

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

A Conservative person who tends to be an asshole and a hypocrite who is oblivious to reality

A neanderthal affiliated with heavily exaggerated views on American Conservative politics, often to the point of contradicting themselves.