Claims to support economic freedom, religious freedom, and law and order, but in truth supports wage slavery, theocratic fundamentalism, and police states.
by Your Next Door Neighbor November 1, 2020
1. Someone who jackhammers their fanatical religious beliefs down other people's throats, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
2. Someone who fabricates a reason to invade a country (Iraq) that never attacked the United States, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
3. Someone who runs political campaigns full of lies and dirty tricks, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
4. Someone who cuts taxes to make the super rich even richer while increasing spending and putting the country deep in debt, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
2. Someone who fabricates a reason to invade a country (Iraq) that never attacked the United States, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
3. Someone who runs political campaigns full of lies and dirty tricks, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
4. Someone who cuts taxes to make the super rich even richer while increasing spending and putting the country deep in debt, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
I am a conservative asshole with narrow minded, bigoted, fascist beliefs, and if you don't like it, move to Canada.
by AntiGop April 19, 2005
there are 2 types of conservatives. There are gun slinging rednecks with no education and there are rich, greedy corporate executives who destroy our economy, monoplize all of the wealth and try to corrupt our politicians. The second type believes that the working class should starve and die while the rich should enjoy HUGE fucking tax cuts. However most type 2 conservatives are also poorly educated and watch nascar and believe that only pure aryan protestants should be allowed to live in the U.S.
George bush is a conservative tight wad that is obsessed with nascar,helping out his already wealthy friends who own Halliburton and believes that it is acceptable to use religion as a basis for our government.
by 8===D----(l) April 21, 2011
A person who envies traditional values & free market capitalism. Believes in preservation of the status quo. Anti-establishment, for gun rights, endorses free speech, persona autonomy, rtc.
Trump is a conservative
by Sierras ugly June 3, 2023
A sick, sick person that hates human beings and tries to make it very hard for almost every class of people on Earth to survive. Conservatives want to put guns in the hands of every American, they try to force religion on uninterested people, they try to push religion into schools, they oppose universal healthcare, they oppose abortion, they oppose gay rights, they oppose helping the poor in any way (even though there usually rich and republican), they oppose stem cell research, they support the death penalty, they support tons of censorship, and much much more. Every conservative should be SHOT and KILLED.
Conservative: I only make $1,000,000 a year, why should I have to pay an extra $1000 a year to help poor people! It's not right!
Conservative 2: ALL PEOPLE MUST READ THE BIBLE, THEY MUST, THE BIBLE IS THE BOOK OF ALL KNOWLEDGE AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE FREEDOM OF RELIGION.
Conservative 2: ALL PEOPLE MUST READ THE BIBLE, THEY MUST, THE BIBLE IS THE BOOK OF ALL KNOWLEDGE AND THERE SHOULD NOT BE FREEDOM OF RELIGION.
by FelisCatusLover September 16, 2009
1.) Anybody who is not left of centre or a Canadian drug addict/whore
2.) Anybody who supports traditional beliefs and corporal punishment for truancy from these beliefs.
3.)People who do not believe in radical changes (eg emancipating illegal drug supply), think it is about time the Canadian government built long required freeways in main centres to resolve gridlock (not a pack of protesters or tree huggers, but a plethora of sedate motor vehicles whose advancement is impeded by a paucity of infastructure to accomodate them), believes the Canadian Prime Minister should walk into Lake Ontario and never return.
2.) Anybody who supports traditional beliefs and corporal punishment for truancy from these beliefs.
3.)People who do not believe in radical changes (eg emancipating illegal drug supply), think it is about time the Canadian government built long required freeways in main centres to resolve gridlock (not a pack of protesters or tree huggers, but a plethora of sedate motor vehicles whose advancement is impeded by a paucity of infastructure to accomodate them), believes the Canadian Prime Minister should walk into Lake Ontario and never return.
I am proud to be a member of the Sovereign of the British Monarchy.
Notice how in the early days, misbehaving children who received corporal punishments were somewhat reluctant to re-offend their elders.
Building new freeways in North America's heavily congested centres would be a truly Conservative choice; traffic flow would improve and possibly even improve the gas mileage of your Ford Taurus, you Ontarian drug addict.
Notice how in the early days, misbehaving children who received corporal punishments were somewhat reluctant to re-offend their elders.
Building new freeways in North America's heavily congested centres would be a truly Conservative choice; traffic flow would improve and possibly even improve the gas mileage of your Ford Taurus, you Ontarian drug addict.
by not available at the time of writing May 26, 2005
A political party in the UK sworn to the rise of the upper and middle classes at the expense of the poorest in society.
A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.
A bunch of reactionary, racist, land owning bigots who take hypocrasy, corruption and outdated monetrist dogma to a new high.
by black flag June 27, 2004