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Someone who wants to be a "pimp", a.k.a. cool/badass/hip, but does not actually have the balls to follow through.
My dad is a conservative pimp. For his mid-life crisis car, he chose a Honda Fit over a Ferrari convertible.
My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.
A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
My mom wanted pimpin' hubcaps, so she got new shiny ones instead of spinners.
A recently divorced 50 year old is a conservative pimp when he dates a 35 year old secretary instead of a 20 year old model.
by ConservativePimp101 August 08, 2009
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021