The act of multiple inebriated individuals with right-of-center beliefs collectively urinating – standing side-by-side facing the same direction. The ritual is meant to signify the power of the conservative movement, as well as ignite feelings of dominion over the Earth. Ronald Reagan is the only man able to do this by himself.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.