Police Officer - "Ma'am, can I ask you where those marks on your neck came from?"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
Girl- "My boyfriend"
Police Officer- "That's terrible! Would you like to file a report?"
Girl- "No no no, its okay, his penis was inside me at the time"
Police Officer- "oh I understand, it was consensual sexual assault"
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