As you're about to cum during head tell the girl to stop, start to put your clothes back on then when she least expects it... Jizz in her eye!
Girl friend: I need some help with my history essay
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
You: ok cool, I'll teach you about william the conqueror.
by cranking it up February 26, 2011
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by capt conqueror December 20, 2013
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Pum Pum Conqueror-Someone who conquers pussy or Attacks the pussy with a divine force. He or she is great in bed and loves to make a pussy cum.
1.Saveon is great in bed. He always make Prescilla cum he is a pum pum conqueror.
2. Omg he made me so wet last night felt like he is a pum pum conqueror
3. She sucked my pussy soo good she can conquer my pum pum anytime
2. Omg he made me so wet last night felt like he is a pum pum conqueror
3. She sucked my pussy soo good she can conquer my pum pum anytime
by Pbcfqrj.. June 18, 2019
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When you have to really put some effort into passing a massive shit, and put one foot up on the bath to wipe your arse, having totally dominated the toilet.
After eating a 40oz steak the night before, it took GP half an hour to pass the results, but the Conqueror's Wipe afterwards was totally, totally justified
by Gronksucker March 27, 2019
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by Max Marvel August 31, 2020
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"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"
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"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."
"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"
by ilikecookies22! August 08, 2021
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