A Simp. Loves the dirtiest of the hoes.
This nigga conor burke a simp, he aint never trynna chill wit da bros.
by berrymccokner January 28, 2014
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An overrated thug who the mainstream media coddles despite all the despicable things he does and says.
Conor McGregor threw a dolly at innocent people, injuring three fighters. Media praises him as a "bad boy."

Khabib Nurmagomedov jumps into a crowd and injures no one. Media labels him a "disgrace."
by Donald Scum October 07, 2018
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A beautiful and talented singer and songwriter. Has been in many amazing bands.
by raven February 22, 2004
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Conor Bailey is a God. Those who do not worship him may be thrown to the fiery pits of the Tartarus. He is also very funny and is the best at everything in the world. Conor loves you, but will smite you down and give you a dishonorable death. All followers of Conor hunt either bogan's or gypsy's.
Follower: "Hey man, do you want to go hunt some bogans? I just bought me a new sack of potatoes!"
Random: "What the hell are you goin' on about?"

Follower: "Are you saying that you don't follow Conor Bailey?"
Random: "I got no idea what ya talkin' about mate. Now fuck off before I knock you in the jaw." *Pulls out cigarette and reveals rats-tail*
Follower: "Aha! Iv'e caught you! Aw, your'e fucked cunt!" *Puts bogan in potato sack and beats repeatedly with potatoes*
by TheGodManDo November 18, 2013
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A man who makes depression sound extremely appealing. He is just that amazing with words.
I have a friend who's mostly made of pain. He wakes up, drives to work, and straight back home again.
by Sarah Kiser April 09, 2005
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1. A great, troubled writer who's broken, honest voice makes his music so much more endearing.
2. Founder of Saddle Creek and father of that pantheon.
3. A really, really pretty androgynous guy. :-P
I believe that lovers should be tied together// and thrown into the ocean in the worst of weather// left there to drown, left there to drown in their innocence-Conor Oberst
by Galen Deepinglen May 22, 2004
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to hang oneself due to complete boredom and hate of oneself
I am about to Conor Griffin!
by Geoff grizwall July 01, 2016
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