A guy who currently has a tiny penis in life and has to be enabled to go to a penis extender. If currently wearing glasses he is known as a specifour eyes and if so he is the dumbest of the all, if friending this friend he can be a quality friend but some of the times the chips fall onto the ground and sodium cloride falls ontop meaning that he smells like bleach. He loves to be a wannabe princess and currently doesn't have enough money to buy a penis enlargement.

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

Another way to say a total fucking dick head and likes to shout at his mum after a game of fifa. The guy is covered in saltyness and his eyes are never straight

Connor ward is a fat neek who plays fortnite and beats his family for dinner