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A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right
by justinferraraisgoat June 26, 2017
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women
Conlard is so strong
by MineNotYours June 26, 2017
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A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women
Conlard is the best at one on ones
by MineNotYours June 26, 2017
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