Conlan Means Hero in gaelic and is a person of great stature, very handsom and has plain out skills at life. If you are named conlan, you are lucky!

When you find a Conlan you are lucky! Conlans can be annoying at sometimes but they are really funny. Conlans Only have a couple girlfriends throughout there whole life because when they decide to date that person he makes sure it’s gonna last. Conlans don’t like short realstionships. If you get to know him he is very Nice and kind and cairing. Conlans usually have Brown or black hair it’s rare to see a conlan with blonde or red hair.

a simp boy, a sucka idolizing mediocre pussy. Goes all out for the puss but never gets it.

When you’re licking a gentleman’s asshole, he shits in your mouth. Following this, you spit the diarrhea into your cats mouth. After you shove your penis down your cats throat

Some fat retard that is addicted to eating six sandwiches or any other ungodly amount of fat people food. He is so ugly and fat, no woman would ever even think about talking to him. He weighs over a metric shit ton and is fucking gay. He also has a fat fucking chode, clocking in at about three inches long. Conlan Oliver is nothing but a fat, gay retard.

A person named Conlin, Conlan or Conlen is 'The Guy' . He is tight with all the girls and pulls out charm when needed. Hard to resist he is popular and a party animal. He is smart. He is good at everything, especially sports. Definitely, a guy to be around.

A Monica Conlan is when you give a biatch a liquidy Cleveland Steamer. Otherwise known as a Toledo Torpedo.