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Conky

When something is wierdly funny.

something strange happens but it is funny
-That was Conky!

by vilhelm II April 15, 2021

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chronic cringe

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate

by finesseeeee March 01, 2019

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Conky

A ventriloquist puppet created by Bubbles (when in sixth grade) from “The Trailer Park Boys” series from Netflix.

Ricky and Julian pull the long lost Conky out of the water and hand him to Bubbles.

Bubbles: “Oh my god! Conky! Conky, where have you been? Oh my god! Oh my god, I’ve missed you!”

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by Keazy3 August 12, 2017

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Peewee Herman's robot

"Hey Conky, what's today's secret word?" - Peewee Herman

by frodaddy March 02, 2005

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Conky

A Person Thats A ASSHOLE

Hey shut the fuck up Conky!

by Show February 03, 2005

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Conky

A cocky white person.

"George is so conky, he thinks he's better than all the black people."

"That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"

by M and B September 28, 2013

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Conky

Excessively black to a fault.

A ham falls out between a black woman's legs at a grocery store while yelling at her kids. She looks shocked for a moment and the says "Who threw that at me?"—Conky!

by Pray4rain September 29, 2011

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